After introducing new laws that meant that sperm donors could be identified by siblings later on in life, the shock news is that there is now a sperm donor shortage. Who’d have thought it?

Olivia Montuschi, of the Donor Conception Network, said it was more complex than simply saying removing anonymity had led to the shortage of donors”

No, I’d suggest it’s not actually very complex and that IS the reason why there’s a problem. In later news, we learn that bears may use the forest as a public convenience and that the Pope is Catholic.