Seriously.

I really don’ t mind being told I look a bit like David Mitchell, because I think he’s funny. But Michael McIntyre? Some people know how to hurt.

Meantime, I’m busy rehearsing for a new show – Kiss Me Kate, which is next April. Unfortunately, we’re about to start dance rehearsals. Dear god. I don’t like dancing and I’m no good at it. Put it this way, it took me about 10 months to master this dance…

..and we’ve only got 4 months for probably far more and far more complex dancing.

As a wise man (The Killers) once said, “are we human or are we dancer?” Myself, I prefer to think of myself as human.