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  • Conversation Overheard in McDonalds

    Conversation Overheard in McDonalds

    Conversation overheard in a McDonalds yesterday…

    Customer: My daughter’s lactose intolerant. What can she eat that doesn’t contain milk?

    Staff: I think the cheeseburger is okay

    Customer: Erm..

  • And… I’m Back

    After some website disruption over the last 24 hours, I’m happy to report that the changes are complete. What? You haven’t spotted them?

    Well, they’re both in the address bar at the top of your screen. First of all, the domain is now artiss.blog and not artiss.co.uk (this was always a blog rather than a company, so the recent launch of the .blog domain has allowed me to correct this).

    Secondly, I now have a sparkly SSL certificate installed, hence the https and padlock at the beginning. Combined with running under PHP 7, my site now meets the latest recommendations for a WordPress site.

  • 9 Year Anniversary

    9 Year Anniversary

    In the last few days I’ve hit a milestone…

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  • Joining the shiny IoT future

    Joining the shiny IoT future

    Nobody could accuse me of being a technophobe but, when it comes to  connecting up my home, a homeplug for the PS4 was the pinnacle of my home network. But that’s now changing.

    I’d already had plans but Black Friday may have advanced them somewhat. I’d intended to get an Amazon Alexa for myself for Christmas but the price cut last week prompted me to get it now. I got both an Echo and Dot and so far love it.

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  • My favourite question about the Amazon Echo

    My favourite question about the Amazon Echo

    Quite possibly my favourite question about the Amazon Echo…

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