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  • WCEU 2023: Speaking in Athens

    WCEU 2023: Speaking in Athens

    If I could wrap my planning for WCEU 2023 into one word it would be “chaotic”. And when it comes to travel, that’s not normally what I’m like.

    The last couple of months have been hard – physically and mentally. And, as a result, I’d put WCEU to one side and, as a result, I didn’t do a lot of things I should have. Thankfully, my people network, and a lot of luck, got me through.

    Which was lucky, as I wasn’t just attending, but speaking.

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  • Begging and choosing: What Fiddler taught me

    Begging and choosing: What Fiddler taught me

    There are many takeaways from The Fiddler on the Roof, but I came away with an unexpected extra one – a perspective that only I was going to have.

    And that was about begging.

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  • Fiddled on the Roof

    Fiddled on the Roof

    No, not a DIY post about how I fixed a rogue tile, but the fact that I’ve recently finished an amateur run of Fiddler on the Roof – my first show for 5 years.

    Let’s just say, it went well.

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  • Hello Dolly. Revisited.

    Hello Dolly. Revisited.

    The plugin Hello Dolly comes bundled with every WordPress installation and adds a line of the famous to the top of the WordPress dashboard. And it’s not always appreciated.

    This is the most useless plugin ever created

    Why???

    For The Love of GOD, Why is this STILL on the Repo?

    …are just 3 of the 1 star reviews for it.

    Why is it included? Well, it’s not basically Matt wants everyone to learn the lyrics to one of his favourite songs. No, it’s included as an example of a basic plugin and how anyone can write one. It’s a demo.

    But it’s been in the plugin directory for 15 years and probably existed for even longer, with no real updates during this time. And, as a demonstration, it’s now out-of-date. As an example of how to write a plugin, it’s no longer doing its job.

    So, as a mini personal project, I’ve decided to bring Hello Dolly up to date. Sadly, I can’t make people love it.

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  • WordCamp Europe 2023

    WordCamp Europe 2023

    WCEU is just a few weeks away, this time coming from the beautiful city of Athens.

    And, assuming it doesn’t put you off, I’ll be one of the speakers. My talk has the title of “10 Things WordPress Plugin Developers Should Avoid”. I promise it’s less click-baity than the title suggests.

    Tickets are still available.