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  • Car Jacking Alert!

    ..so the email went that I received from a good friend. Apparently, a trick tried in the US is now coming over here. Car jackers place a piece of paper in the middle of your back window. When you notice it and get out of the car, they jump in and take your car. Well,…

  • What is it with cats…

    … and hair balls? The second time in about a month she comes in and throws up over the floor. “Thank god for laminate flooring” is what I say. Just as we’re making tea as well. Bleurgh.

  • Suited and Booted

    I mentioned that I was going into Nottingham last Saturday to sort out suit hire… well the picture is the end result. What a dapper chap I look! Until I got the bill. Ouch. Never mind, it’s all worth it. And, yes, that is a cravat I’m wearing (after everything I said) – it’s one…

  • Wedding Invitations

    Our plans are already well under way, but the next milestone are the invitations. Gold and cream to match the general colour scheme for the wedding, they have been designed and hand made by Judy Zatonski who counts author Jilly Cooper amongst her customers. Most of the money that Judy makes goes towards Greyhound charities.…

  • Junior Pumpkin Designer

    My daughter, living up to her wish to be an artist when she gets older (probably illustrating books, she says), has been making her own pumpkin designs. Naturally, I’m very proud. A few kids came round last night “Trick of Treat”ing – all of them were young, very cute, and very good about it all.…