Last night could have gone better. One of the stage-hands called in sick, so we had a replacement. Without any practice things just didn’t “gel” as well, so it was all a bit slow.

Anyway, this is at least consistent with how performances should go. I refer you to my chart on the right.

Monday night is usually tosh because it’s, well, first night. We feel so ashamed Tuesday night is great. Then we get cocky and Wednesday drops a bit. Thursdays gets better and Friday is the best night of the week. Matinee on Saturday drops off and Saturday picks up again – but not to the giddy heights of Friday.

This is how it goes. It’s the rules. It’s law.

I hope you’re paying attention to this, as I’ll be asking questions later.