Category: Life

Random thoughts on life

  • New Years Resolution

    Ok, ok, it’s a bit early. Plus I don’t really make them. In fact, this is more a resolution for sometime in 2009, rather than early on.

    Anyway, I want to write a book. I’ve always liked writing and, when I was younger, I used to write childrens books. So that’s what I’ll do. Next year, with my daughter as key illustrator, I’m going to write a childrens book. There are plenty of online sites where you can get one-offs published and that’s my plan. And just in time for Snappy to be able to appreciate it.

    Now.. just make sure I do it!

  • Look-a-likes

    Seriously.

    I really don’ t mind being told I look a bit like David Mitchell, because I think he’s funny. But Michael McIntyre? Some people know how to hurt.

    Meantime, I’m busy rehearsing for a new show – Kiss Me Kate, which is next April. Unfortunately, we’re about to start dance rehearsals. Dear god. I don’t like dancing and I’m no good at it. Put it this way, it took me about 10 months to master this dance…

    ..and we’ve only got 4 months for probably far more and far more complex dancing.

    As a wise man (The Killers) once said, “are we human or are we dancer?” Myself, I prefer to think of myself as human.

  • Fantastic news!

    I’m going to be a dad again!

    Scan Photo
    My wife had her 1st scan on Monday and all likes fine. It was estimated to be 13 weeks and 2 days, so will have a due date sometime in June (we haven’t been given a definite date yet).

    No naming yet, and nothing remotely baby-related yet bought, but I’m sure over the next 6 months it all will be! Now, if you catch us calling it “Snappy” then there’s a reason behind this. It’s a sketch by Jo Brand, in which she recounts a story of when she was pregnant. A small child came up to her and asked if her it was a crocodile could she call it Snappy. In fact, according to her book biography her second daughter, Eliza, is known as Snappy.

    On the geek side this means scaling down my mighty computer room, as it will be converted into a nursery. My computer will be relegated to the dining room on a smaller scale. To be honest most of the stuff I use and have connected is simply because I have it, rather than need it, so this will be a great opportunity to re-evaluate it all.

    It’s all really exciting 😀

  • CSS Compression

    I am happy to announce the first of my, of what I hope will be many, online tools.

    I’ve used various tools over the years for compressing CSS, but many miss a trick here or there. Or will simply be so over-eager that they break the nicely validated code. In the end I would manually compress it using a search & replace tool.

    Of course, it’s a lot easier to get a script to do it all for you so step forward my new CSS Compressor.

    Simply upload the file and decide whether you want to remove comments or not (this can sometimes cause some browser compatibility “tweaks” to stop working, hence the option) and that’s it. The output is displayed and you just need to cut and paste it.

    Enjoy!

  • iPhone and being rumbled

    Ha. After my story the other day that the iPhone advert has been banned, PC Pro have an excellent video showing you EXACTLY how quick the iPhone would be doing what they advertised.

    Meantime,  my other story about a software retailer not lowering their prices has been revealed by PC Pro, and they’ve mentioned their name, which I decided not to do. Yes, stand up McAfee. The PC Pro article was also reported by an affiliate, who remained anonymous, but their words reflected my own. It doesn’t help that before this story broke, PC Pro has also published an article about how PC retailers were planning on dropping their prices to reflect the VAT change.

    However, no sooner had they revealed the story about the VAT put McAfee decided to back down. Hurrah for common sense.

    Some choice comments from their forums…

    Do you really want to buy software as complex as a security suite from a company who cannot easily update the VAT rate in their own selling software?

    I think McAfee has a very good candidate for “Most Pathetic Excuse of the Year”