Category: Life

Random thoughts on life

  • Bobski the Builder

    Last month Channel 4 showed an episode of Cutting Edge named “Bobski the Builder“.

    It was, in essence, a comparison of Polish and British builders. However, the programme left me so upset about the general state of our country, the people who work here and us, the people, in general, that it’s taken until now for me to write about it. Really.

    So, the programme followed a Polish and a British builder without starting off looking for work, in particular a house extension.

    First of all, we had Jarek. He and his family live in this country and he’s struggling for a living. He’s a builder but has problems getting people to employ him – indeed, it takes quite some time during this programme for him to find anyone who would take him on for their building work. In the end a couple did. He pitched in with a really low quote and the first thing he did was head back to Poland to get his fellow works from back home.

    The work they did was fantastic with Jarek spending lots of time on small details that even he admitted no-one would probably appreciate. He did mess up initially by measuring out the extension wrong – the householders pointed this out in plenty of time, though, and no harm was done. But the devil of this piece was the man of the house who didn’t trust Jarek at all. In fact to get the contract Jarek not only had to pitch his price really low but had to accept that he wouldn’t get paid up-front. This meant he was having to buy materials with money that he literally didn’t yet have. And because of this initial mistake, they made is worse for him. Early into the build, it was realised that something would need to be done differently than was initially planned – not the fault of Jarek and anyone else would accept that they would have to pay extra. Not in this case and Jarek had to lose the money out of his already dwindling profits. The householders also bought in their own electrician.

    At the end, with virtually no profit left, Jarek cut corners when laying the floor. This was soon spotted and Jarek, good on him, corrected it without hesitation. He thought it would be okay, it wasn’t, and he put his hands up to it.

    By the end of the programme, Jarek didn’t have enough money left to pay his Polish workers with and the British house owners continued to be nasty to them until the end.

    Meanwhile, a British builder named Terry was building a similar extension elsewhere. He’s the 4th generation of him family to be a builder and his costs were a lot, lot higher than those of Jareks.

    To say he worked slowly was an understatement – it was weeks before even a small hole was dug in the back garden and then all work came to an end after they started cutting through a live power cable. Costs soar, but the house owner is expected to pay. The end result is appalling and, in my mind, unacceptable. But the builder is happy and thinks he’s done an excellent piece of work for the money. I wouldn’t pee on it, let alone live in it.

    The show left me angry – angry at Terry and the shoddy quality that he thinks is acceptable. But, more so, I was angry at the couple who employed Jarek and the way they treated him.

    But there was some good news… the electrician the couple employed did recognise how good Jarek and his team was and employed them to work on his house. He happily paid him the money up-front and couldn’t have been kinder to him.

    Meantime, I was left feeling ashamed with my country and, particularly, my countrymen.

  • Tongue tied

    I mentioned a good few months ago about how I know the daughter of the great (to me anyway) Stephen Furber.

    Well, I was recently Stage Manager for a concert that his daughter, Catherine, was performing at. And on one the nights Professor Furber and the rest of his family came to watch the concert. Catherine, knowing that I’m a big fan of his, asked if I wanted to be introduced. Suddenly I became like a 5 year-old, or how many people get in front of TV celebrities, felt shy and turned down the invitation. After that I thought if it no more.

    During the interval, I was passing through the foyer, when I noticed Catherine with her family. I tried to pass un-noticed, but Catherine saw me and dragged me into the huddle. Suddenly, and without any prior planning, I was introduced to the Professor. There was a limp shake of hands (on my behalf, I should add) and we both looked at the floor nervously like… well, two geeks (although one slightly more important than the other). At which point Catherine ushered me off, as the introduction blatantly wasn’t going well.

    So, there we go, an opportunity to meet someone who, to me, if the equivalent of meeting David Beckham and I acted like some kind of retarted child.

    After the event, I found his University email address and drafted an email apologising for the meeting and doing the little speech I should have done. But then realised it sounded like it was written by some kind of crazed child-fan. So I abandoned that.

    If Professor Furber ever does read this… I apologise. There, I’ll leave it at that.

  • TomTom Map Updates

    I mentioned recently about a great new method of keeping your TomTom up-to-date. What I didn’t mention was about the problem that then ensued as I found that a map updates completely wipes your favourites. Oh yes.

    It would appear the “bug” (I’m sure it’s an intended feature) has been around for some time – certainly I’m looking at a forum entry about it from the beginning of this year.

    Anyway, the answer is to backup before you do a map update and then restore the file MapSettings.cfg.

    Come on TomTom – sort this one out!

  • GameCity3

    Laura meets Luigi and Mario
    Between the 30th October and the 1st November, Nottingham was host to GameCity3 – a series of video-game themed events happening around the city.

    On the Saturday I was lucky enough to pay a visit to the Market Square – there was a large tent with more lego in it than you’d have imagined possible. There was also a stage where you could play Wii games on a large screen. Whilst we were there they were playing the new Guinness World Records game.

    I say “we” because I was there with my daughter. And the reason for that was because Mario and Luigi were due to make an appearance to celebrate Luigi’s 25th birthday. The picture that you can see is the result!

    She also got a chance to play on the video game stage – this was being videoed but I’ve not seen any results on the official website.

    I’ve uploaded a number of photos to my shared Picasa web albums.

  • Why I love Family Guy

    Road to Rupert
    Road to Rupert

    I mentioned before – with the help of videos – my love of Family Guy, but a recent episode that I saw, I think, sums it all up.

    There are many US references in the show that I just don’t get. The jokes are, well, they’d get a BBC presenter into a LOT of trouble (and towing that line of taste is something that I particularly like). However, I love the TV and film references.

    The episode “Road to Rupert” is all about Stewie’s toy bear, Rupert. When he’s accidental sold, Stewie thinks he’s dead – cue a superb re-enactment of the funeral scene from Wrath of Khan, but with Stewie instead of Kirk (complete with speech and emotional lip quiver) and Rupert instead of Spock in a photon torpedo (Thanks to IGN for the photo!).

    I thought that was superb but later they replaced Jerry Mouse with Stewie in a scene from the film Anchors Aweigh. This is a 1945 film in which Jerry dances with Gene Kelly. Again, superbly done and very funny.

    Other references I picked up on…

    • Billy Dee Williams is the “cool” side of the pillow.
    • Peter hiding in the fridge and saying “There is no Peter, only Zool” when Lois opens it up.
    • Peter interacting with an episode of Cheers, complete with George Wendt providing his voice.
    • Peter dreams about being in his own 80’s sitcom, which includes references to Family Ties and Laverne and Shirley.
    • During a helicopter crash scene, Stewie appears to Brian as a laughing Satan, as John Candy did to Steve Martin in the car crash scene in thefilm Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
    • Meg and Peter go to the drive-in, Peter sticks his head out the roof and Meg puts Bamm-Bamm and Pebbles on his head.
    • Whilst Meg is driving Peter around he’s watching Spongebob Squarepants. Because I’m sad, I recognised the song as The Campfire Song from the episode The Camping Episode.

    Maybe I’m just a sucker for shoe-horned culture reference’s and bad taste jokes.